If we have to continuously take our time to edit these vague titles then I say we do it in a way that reflects how we feel about the thread creator and his/her abundance of fail. Here are some examples:
Original Title: "Opinons"
Ryzzo Edit: "Opinions needed on why I suck so bad at life"
Original Title: "Will this fit my 07?"
Ryzzo Edit: "Will this 8th gerbil fit in my rectal cavity? So far the count is up to 07."
Original Title: "help!!!"
Ryzzo Edit: "I just realized that I am wasting everyone else's oxygen by breathing, help!!!"
Original Title: "What's this?"
Ryzzo Edit: "What's this big empty space between my ears, and what can I fill it with?"
...seriously though, this is getting ridiculous!