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Rabid_Lemming
Reg'd: Aug 10, 2007 Scion Guru |
READ THIS POST BEFORE YOU POST Make it stupid & silly I've always found this topic entertaining with friends. Basically the premise is as the title states, but it has to be legitimately stupid or silly. Of course we would all do the whole pay off everything, buy houses, more cars, vacations, four post lift in the garage, etc. This falls into the category of stupid money such as the video below... Anyway, here is what I would do. I would take a brand new RV, and get a custom air suspension on it which will allow it to lay frame. I would then have the motor built all to hell so that it has stoooopid power. Throw a 200 shot of nitrous in there, with a purge kit low along the sides. I would then take said RV, roll up on a modded car at a light, rev the motor, drop the RV, then purge over their windshield. At green I would roast the tires, and spank the aforementioned car. I would also like to create stupid project car, probably a '91 Civic, and merge the stereotypical "Mexican" style with VIP. All the work would be done professionally, so that even though I put gaudy shit on it, the paint is perfect, and the fitment as well. I'm thinking Candy Apple Red along the bottom, fading up to a very Metallic Gold along the top. The windows would have gold colored metal wind visors, etched with vines and leaves. Along the top of the windshield I would have a massive gold decal that says "El Presidente" on it, and on the back, I would have the rear glass covered with a vinyl of the Santa Maria. Between the front seats and the back seats would be a dividing "curtain" made of red tassels. The interior would be Candy Apple Red Leather, with all the trim as the Metallic Gold. Oh and somewhere in there, there would be a glow in the dark bobble head of Jesus Christ on the cross. If anyone wants to photochop these ideas for me, I'll gladly add it to this post.... There is so much stupid shit I would do, and these are just two ideas My car isn't the fastest car out there, but I'll tell ya.... Sometimes I haul more ass than a pimp driving a caddy full of hoes. Me to Pathik at PRacing.com about modding cars "It's like crack, but you don't lose as much weight...also you don't blow people for performance parts. So I guess it's nothing like crack" |
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krdshrk
Reg'd: Sep 29, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man." ![]() Scikotics NJ is sponsored by Lawrence Scion 2006 GReddy Turbocharged Automatic tC 220+ WHP - 14.044 @ 97.02 MPH |
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slickshot
Reg'd: Apr 17, 2007 Scion Guru |
it would take 150 mil for that ^^^lol i would buy a house first off a big nice one of course with gated security...then id have a underground layer/garage with an arcade room,basketball court,theater,a bar with ALCOHOL,and cool secret agent type features, and of course throw an audi r8 and evo x in there with some fine ass women and i dont think id ever leave except when we go up back to earth to swim in my huge pool...whos next? Failure to Plan is Planning to Fail. |
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VIP_tC08
Reg'd: Dec 02, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
Give it to Bush to 'bail out' the economy ![]() '08 // Flint Mica // tC |
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slickshot
Reg'd: Apr 17, 2007 Scion Guru |
unfortunately thats not enough^^ Failure to Plan is Planning to Fail. |
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VIP_tC08
Reg'd: Dec 02, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
haha yeah more like in the billions would be needed ![]() '08 // Flint Mica // tC |
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falkore24
Reg'd: Mar 30, 2008 Vehicle Designer |
I want to build a house with all sorts of crazy engineering and architecture ..... hidden passages, rooms, entrances .... and a moat with a drawbridge!!! Not to mention the shop, pools, garages, cars, toys, etc. |
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BoostHerWay
Reg'd: Jul 06, 2007 Scion Guru |
LMFAO. you dont need that much money to do that |
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falkore24
Reg'd: Mar 30, 2008 Vehicle Designer |
^^^ Nick, are you sure?!? LOL, playin' |
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VIP_tC08
Reg'd: Dec 02, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
Bro you can probably get that for a $100, or some nice gifts..lol ![]() '08 // Flint Mica // tC |
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krdshrk
Reg'd: Sep 29, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
I'm surprised nobody's gotten the movie reference yet... haha. ![]() Scikotics NJ is sponsored by Lawrence Scion 2006 GReddy Turbocharged Automatic tC 220+ WHP - 14.044 @ 97.02 MPH |
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Rabid_Lemming
Reg'd: Aug 10, 2007 Scion Guru |
Oh I knew it was office space My car isn't the fastest car out there, but I'll tell ya.... Sometimes I haul more ass than a pimp driving a caddy full of hoes. Me to Pathik at PRacing.com about modding cars "It's like crack, but you don't lose as much weight...also you don't blow people for performance parts. So I guess it's nothing like crack" |
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krdshrk
Reg'd: Sep 29, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well, yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do s**t. ![]() Scikotics NJ is sponsored by Lawrence Scion 2006 GReddy Turbocharged Automatic tC 220+ WHP - 14.044 @ 97.02 MPH |
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Orin
Reg'd: Dec 08, 2005 |
----I'd buy a foreign person. ----A load of assault rifles for the war against the US Government ----Playboy Bunnies wrestling midgets in a pool of Jello. ----Fly to Japan to use a toilet then fly back. ----Make a house from Legos ----Buy Britney Spears hair ----Recreate my own Star Wars episode where I am Darth Maul and I f^cking murder all the Jedi!!! |
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armygirl718
Reg'd: Dec 19, 2007
Just Keep Swimming! |
lmao!!!! i am speechless hahaah ![]() http://www.itsmyscion.com/armygirl718 http://www.myspace.com/navsegdamaskva |
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falkore24
Reg'd: Mar 30, 2008 Vehicle Designer |
LMAO!!! We got it Nick! ... but you couldn't have posted that and not expected to get ripped on for it!!!! |
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Rabid_Lemming
Reg'd: Aug 10, 2007 Scion Guru |
Nice! Now go back to the top with my edits and give me a legitimate answer, lest you end up dead ass last again. My car isn't the fastest car out there, but I'll tell ya.... Sometimes I haul more ass than a pimp driving a caddy full of hoes. Me to Pathik at PRacing.com about modding cars "It's like crack, but you don't lose as much weight...also you don't blow people for performance parts. So I guess it's nothing like crack" |
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Orin
Reg'd: Dec 08, 2005 |
oh yeah stupid money! editing! |
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krdshrk
Reg'd: Sep 29, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
150 Mill? Hmm. TBH it's not enough. Private Jets are a few million, then another few million a year for fuel and maintenance.. I could get my brother-in-law to pilot it no problem though Still, I'd put 50 of that into investments.. and with the rest just go crazy... Nice house, big warehouse for my cars.. Make my own race track... No personal amusement park.... that'd be too Michael Jackson'y... ![]() Scikotics NJ is sponsored by Lawrence Scion 2006 GReddy Turbocharged Automatic tC 220+ WHP - 14.044 @ 97.02 MPH |
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Orin
Reg'd: Dec 08, 2005 |
okay, changed my answers to be more ridiculous |
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krdshrk
Reg'd: Sep 29, 2007 Godlike Advisor |
^^ And now the FBI's after you. Oh yeah I forgot to add to mine: Create my own MOUT facility ![]() Scikotics NJ is sponsored by Lawrence Scion 2006 GReddy Turbocharged Automatic tC 220+ WHP - 14.044 @ 97.02 MPH |
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Rabid_Lemming
Reg'd: Aug 10, 2007 Scion Guru |
Excellent!!! Another thing I would do is hire an entourage of mimes to follow me around for a few days....alternatively, I'd hire ninjas, so long as they do acrobatic shit while we walk along the street. My car isn't the fastest car out there, but I'll tell ya.... Sometimes I haul more ass than a pimp driving a caddy full of hoes. Me to Pathik at PRacing.com about modding cars "It's like crack, but you don't lose as much weight...also you don't blow people for performance parts. So I guess it's nothing like crack" |
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Orin
Reg'd: Dec 08, 2005 |
Holy shit! Mimes That's better than Priests packing sniper rifles! |
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Mayo
Reg'd: Feb 14, 2007 The Guru |
What would I do with 150 million? Easy. I'd make so my car could drive upside down and shoot flames out the back. Lemme show you what I mean: ![]() "gonna wash my car before i take a nap.. can't rest well knowing i've got the entire cast of A Bug's Life on my bumper" - Vicious -- Want to post a "For Sale" thread? Check out the rules first. |
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falkore24
Reg'd: Mar 30, 2008 Vehicle Designer |
LMAO .... at the last AHR trade show I was at, there was a guy with toilet seats that are apparently extremely popular in Japan. They are heated and have a button for bidet for the ladies and another button that they call "shower" for #2. Their way of reducing paper use. They also have dual flush toilets that flush a little water for pee and normal for #2. I have a friend that is a designer along with her parents .... she rebuilt her entire house from the ground up .... the toilet off of the kitchen has a no-slam seat and lid ... it lowers real slowly. There's definately some weird cr@p out there!!! |
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